February 2014 ~ Simply Said

Saturday 22 February 2014

WHY THIS KOLAVERI DI?

Saturday, February 22, 2014 By Varun Singh Humor, Memoirs, Social 8 comments

Seriously! Why?

Most of us log into our Facebook accounts numerous times in a day and after checking out the notifications and responding to messages or making some new friends, we do nothing but observe other people. And, in that activity of watching closely and judging people, we often come across some really emotional-attyachari status, pictures and what not? Bullshit has so many forms, I tell you!

NOTE: By ‘Emotional-Attyachari’ status, I mean, ‘Meri life me kuch nhi bacha he’, ‘Ladke/ladkiyan hoti hi bekar he’,’Nobody loves me’, ‘I couldn’t poop today’. Got it? Sabhi log dil pen na le. Soochana Janhit Me Jaari!

So, this is my question to those people who keep putting their drama on that social box in an attempt to find a shoulder to wipe their tears; Why you do this?

Ok, I agree that you are an individual of an independent country who has full right to put bullshit wherever you want. But, the question still prevails, why? Why you do this?

Do you want to surprise people with your talent of getting upset without any reason? Hm?

Do you really think that people actually (deep down inside, literally) care about your drama? Well, yeah, up to a certain point they do care, for it to stop!

Or, do you think that it will bring you attractive prizes? Like, ‘Congratulations, you have won instant-wipe napkins and a DVD set of Ekta Kapoor’s most pakau serials, as you have successfully updated 100 ridiculous my-life-sucks status (without getting a single reply) and annoyed your entire friends’ list.’

Well, whatever be the reason, such people should be aware of the fact that people don’t care these days, as, everybody (read: most of them) is busy updating their emotional-attyachari status! So, don’t wait, as, nobody will courier you Hajmola if you are facing an indigestion problem. And, nobody is going to be a Santa who would lavishly give you free gifts. Thus, wake up, wash your face, stop typing that senti-status and move on for the love of GOD.

Thank you!

EK AAM KAHANI # 3

Tuesday, February 18, 2014 By Varun Singh Hindi, Life, Story 2 comments

एक व्यापारी अपनी हर रविवार को हुई कमाई से खाना खरीद कर गरीब बच्चो में बाँट दिया करता था। यह काम वो कई वर्षों से कर रहा था और उसे यह करने से काफी सुकून प्राप्त होता था।

एक बार उसके एक साथी ने उससे सवाल करा , 'भाई , तुम अपनी हर रविवार कि कमाई को समाजिक कार्य में लगा देते हो। तुम्हें इससे नुक्सान नही होता है क्या ?’

यह बात सुनते ही व्यापारी ने अपने चेहरे में मंद मुस्कान लिए उसे उत्तर दिया , 'मियां , हर काम में फायेदा नुक्सान नही देखा जाता। कुछ काम खुशी के लिए भी किये जाते है । परन्तु , दुःख बस इसी बात का है कि यह छोटी सी बात हर किसी के समझ में नही आती। '

LIFE OF A BLOGGER

Sunday, February 16, 2014 By Varun Singh Humor, Life, Social 24 comments

WHEN WE START BLOGGING...

FOLLOWERS

THE VERY FIRST EXPECTATION :p

MONEY

NO MONEY TO PAY THE INTERNET BILL :'(

FAME

THAT FEELS ;_;

WHEN SOMEBODY PRAISE OUR BLOG…

OH MY BLOGGER-TINE :')

WHEN WE ARE TRULY, MADLY AND DEEPLY INTO BLOGGING…

AND REMEMBER TO DROP A COMMENT

THAT'S THE EVERYDAY CYCLE

YES, YOU SHOULD!

SOME AWKWARD SITUATIONS...

NOTE: ONLY FOR 18+

NAIVE BLOGGER

COUPLES! :p

BUT STILL..

DON'T WE?

TIPS TO SURVIVE THIS VALENTINE’S DAY BEING SINGLE

Thursday, February 13, 2014 By Varun Singh Humor, Love, Relationship, Tips 8 comments

DON'T BE LIKE THIS!

Will be you surviving this Valentine’s Day being single? Yes? Then, I can understand the pain of that solitary life, but, you must know that Valentine's Day is not the loneliest day of the year for the single; in fact, you are not alone at all. Amazed with the fact? I knew it.

So, to help you, here is a guide to survive being single on Valentine's Day gleefully:

· Money Matter:

Do you know, the per person average estimated amount that people will spend on Valentine's Day is $130.97 (approx. 8,167 Indian Rupee). So, be happy that you won't have to make your wallet light this Friday. Later, you can utilize that money for something more important.

· Start With Something New:

I know that not having a partner on the day when the whole universe conspires to make you envious and send you in the doldrums is a very sad thing, but instead of mourning over the reality, why not do something to improve yourself? Yes, go on and do anything that would add something extra to your personality. And, who knows, that that 'extra' might bring in good news on the love front in the coming time!

· Future Prospects:

Do you know, about 51% of women would end their relationship if they didn't get something for Valentine's Day. So, fella, did you see the future prospects? Yes, your chances of having a partner to increase by the same (51%) amount. Hurray! Bhai ki nikal padi.

· Nurture The Love That Is All Around You:

Valentine's Day is a great day to nurture the love that is all around you. Leave the internet (only after reading this post) and go on, check-in with your parents, grandparents or whoever is in your family. Trust me, those are really good people! You may even consider calling your close friends who live far away, as that would send a priceless warm feeling.

· At Last, Remember:

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection"- Buddha

So, go on, live a day for that ‘inner you’ and be happy :)

P.S: Share this post for your 'single' friends and help spreading world peace :D

You may also like: ARE RELATIONSHIPS WORTH IT?

IS FRIENDSHIP POSSIBLE WITH YOUR EX?

EXPLORE.DREAM.DISCOVER

Versatile Blogger Award

Monday, February 10, 2014 By Varun Singh Awards 22 comments

I have been awarded with the Versatile Blogger Award this time after the last year’s Liebster, which was my first award. The feeling is always flawless and somewhere down the line, it also boosts up one’s confidence, like it has always done to me.

Thank you Karan for finding me worthy for this title! Sorry that I’m acknowledging it almost after a month. However, the ecstatic feeling and the excitement of receiving it is still alive, just like the day when you nominated me for it.

The working of the Versatile Blogger Award is very simple. All you got to do are the following things:

§ Thank the person who nominated you.

§ Share 7 things about yourself.

§ Nominate 15 other bloggers for this award.

§ Spread the news to them about it.

Easy it is, right? So, to comply with the rules, here are the 7 facts about me:

· I’m a big time foodie, but that doesn’t alter my figure at all. Now, only a dietitian can give a reason for that. I’m done trying!

· I keep dancing, almost all throughout the day, on random beats going inside my head. Awkward, right? I feel the same, but that doesn’t stop me, anyway! :D

· When I like a song, I download and hear it, like 100 times. Finally get bored of it and then never touch it again. However, it stays on my playlist, resting in peace!

· Whenever I’m stressed out, I blog. Now, it doesn’t mean that I’m receiving the honors being distressed. Trust me, right now, I’m extremely delighted and equally hopeful to receive a plenty more awards at the time to come. Fingers crossed. :D

· I’m a big time sports person, but the sad story is that I don’t get time to bring up the inner Messi, MSD or whoever is your favorite.

· I’m a good singer. Or at least, I feel so. :P

· I’m a sketcher as well. Check out a few of my sketches, here.

Now, moving on to the much awaited part, the nominations. Here are the 15 nominees (Wish I could choose 20 people) for the Versatile Blogger Award. (Drum vram bajao bhai..) :D